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"I highly recommend this to anyone having a bad day, it will instantly bring a smile to your face." -Book Reviewer "This is a fun read. Highly recommended, an unbelievable bang for your buck." -Book Reviewer |
It's crazy in here!
Beware! I mean, really,
it's filled with some poems
that are nutty and silly.
If you love to frown
and cranky's your thing.
Then runaway fast,
and heed this war-ning.
If you love Shel Silverstein and Jack Prelutsky then you'll get a kick out of these fun and humorous, imaginative and zany poems. Come on in and read: "The Baby ate the Dog Food" "I've a Crocodile in my Pool" "I Found a Little Kitty" "I Stuffed a Pickle up my Nose" "My Dog has Purple Fleas" "Leftovers" and many more. (For ages 7 and up)
Beware! I mean, really,
it's filled with some poems
that are nutty and silly.
If you love to frown
and cranky's your thing.
Then runaway fast,
and heed this war-ning.
If you love Shel Silverstein and Jack Prelutsky then you'll get a kick out of these fun and humorous, imaginative and zany poems. Come on in and read: "The Baby ate the Dog Food" "I've a Crocodile in my Pool" "I Found a Little Kitty" "I Stuffed a Pickle up my Nose" "My Dog has Purple Fleas" "Leftovers" and many more. (For ages 7 and up)
I Can't Believe I Burned my Toast
I can't believe I burned my toast,
and I think I saw a ghost.
I tore my pants and stubbed my toes,
grew a pimple on my nose.
I caught a cold and nearly died,
got hit by lightning, now I'm fried.
I wrenched my back, my teeth fell out,
my shower filled with moldy grout.
Was chased by dogs and stung by bees,
fell down some stairs and skinned my knees.
Lost my glasses, now I'm sad.
What an hour, I've just had.